My Life My Lappy

The screen of my lappy is studded with "two" digi cameras (unlike the VGA) with the additional feature of scanning and X-rays.(i hope the guys sharing d same sorry plight got my point)

The inbuilt speaker is smthing which at tym keeps on nagging about every other lappy model as well as accessories around me and other tym it produces such a defeaning silence that its very hard to figure out what has slowed down my operating system.

The microphones have a sense , a vitality in them as they themselves decide what to capture and store and send it to the hard disk(my brain) and wat to catch and throw away as soon as the waffling is complete.

An additional feature of smoke detector present in my lappy is the favourite enemy of my neighbour - a chain smoker who is chided everytym the smoke has disturbed the system.

From the past few months I feel that someone else is at the helm of my life knowing all the passwords and control of touch pad.

My hard disk seems to be working in collusion with complacency and insincerity so as to make me completely paralyzed by crashing the system.

The thought of the other guys hanging out and enjoying their life with some great lappy models and the ever distracting aura of the materialistic world is like an unscanned pen-drive that has been plugged in my system and triggered the trojans and viruses with such augmented strength that the often impregnable appearing my self control and moral decency seems to be infiltrated and i am straddled between the 2 different operating systems of my life.

Just when i feel that my anti-virus programme has failed - there is someone on the other side of the cell phone to provide a quick heal to my infected system.
Thanks to all those special ppl who gave me the free copy of the original "Advices and Morale Boosting soft wares".

Now they have made me realized that its tym to take the touch pad in control of myself and decide which folders to be explored and what things to be searched and stored from the Internet of my life.

Enuff!!!
Its tym to format the system with the backup of my achievements and failures (that have taught me a lesson) and install a new outwitting operating system-------- "Vindows Vanqish" to smother all those viruses trying to creep in my sytem and deterr me frm success.
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i knew this much abt my lappy ..............fr me lappy is just 4 few purposes...one of them is a source of inspiration for writin this crap..........................................

"The Strident Phyan"

On Friday morning the news of Prof.Kartic Khilar Sir's untimely demise
came as a bolt from the blues and everyone was left completely bewildered
as to what has really happen.The often salubrious environment of PDPU
all of a sudden became chaotic with a ? mark on every ones face.
I felt as if the cyclone PHYAN whose epicenter was Arabian Sea and which is siad to have spared Gujarat and Mumbai two days back, has struck PDPU with more augmented strength.The Phyan didn't reach Gandhinagr but the silence that followed after Phyan weakened was even more terrifying and shocking for us.
Its very hard or I must say impossible to fathom the pain and loss We the PDPU family is feeling at this sudden and sad demise of KHILAR Sir.
Destiny seems to be playing at its worst for the students of PDPU.We didn't had any sort of healthy interaction with Sir and this is something which adds to the myriad of complexities and disappointements.
What will remian in my otherwise vapid memory is not those 60 fishermen who went missing because of the Phyan but the Loss of Khilar Sir .For me there is a very evident dichotomy that exists between these two degrees of loss .
MAy His SouL ReSt in Peace .............................
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Just to Light ur mOOD!!!!

When I left my home 1.5 yrs back to join the college,My Maa gave me -
d warmth of her love , d memories of mouth watering cuisines , her chidings
and most important of all her TEARS!!!!----as the SoUvEnIeRs.
And my Paa gave me ATM CARD as d only keepsake.
Thats y I love my Paa more than my Maa........


The Faculty's cabins are patronized by the students having low attendance as
the xams inch closer.And this is the only time when these otherwise dull places
seems to be lively n murmuring posing a serious competition to the students normal
and most enjoyable refuge--d computer labs ,cafe,(Khopche---this fr SPT students)......which r d idyll for students!!!!!

Improovin Vocabulary--"Thoda Hatke"

Esoteric------intednded for or undestood by only a group of people........
What I think the lecture to be!!!!
Obscure-----difficult to understand or not well known.......
What is taught in the Lectures!!!!
Deluge-------something which appears in a very large quantity suddenly...........
Flood of assignments and practiclas just be4 d end semster xams!!!!
Dissemination----spreading of knowledge ,information...........
What happens of the assignments the day be4 submission!!!
Promiscuous-----taken frm a large number of sources without proper reading...........
How I copy frm the 'Bible' hailed assignmentof one studious geek!!!
ferreting--------looking for a thing which is lost among a lot of other things........
What i am busy in for the I-card and calculator when the xams are abt 2
begin!!!
Perplexing-----confusing.......
The Questions in the Question Paper!!!!
Secluded-------isolated..........
What I feel in the xamination hall bcoz of the sitting arrangements!!!
Lucid -------clear and easily understandable........
What my ansers are supposed to be!!!!!
Dubious-----not certain and slightly suspicious abt sth.......
What I am of my ansers if by chance manage to peep into my neighbours anser
sheet!!!!(honesty at it Pinnacle)
Tenterhooks----to be very xcited and anxious while u are waiting to find out something.......
On Which I am once the xams are over!!!!
Ubiqitous-------very common.....
The cross(X) sign in red in corrected anser sheet!!!!!
Astute-------clever.....
What I pretend to be while briefing my performance to my parents!!!!!
Vehement----passionate....
The flare of studying once the midsems are over and heart breaking results r
out!!!!
Relinquish---to surrender or give up.......
What happens 2-3 days after the passionate start of study!!!!!
Empathize-----having understanding and identification of other person's situation and
feelings....
What my friends and I do to each other as we all share the same platform!!!!


And U Know It RePeAts EvErY SeMsTeR!!!!!!!!!!

Sidd - The Lover Boy

Forgive me for I am so naive to fall in love with U
Forget me as I am not great in impersonating the wimps and chumps

Love me for I'll be the steve-drove to get u rid off Ur pains
Adore me for I can fathom for each wrinkle on Ur face

Think of me when U need a pedestal for supporting U
Hate me for I am so imprudent to tell U how much I love U

But never stereotype me as the ordinary lovers ................

Sometimes Its Always!!!!

Sometimes i always feel alone

Sometimes I always feel thirsty amidst this sea of oppurtunities

sometimes I always try to fend off the difficulties
Sometimes I always feel mocked at

Sometimes I always crave for success
Sometimes I always feel flunked by destiny

Sometimes I always blame someone else

Sometimes I always compare myself
Sometimes I always forget my real self

Sometimes I always wish to be free to fly on my own
Sometimes I always feel chained to my own self centerd world.

Sometimes I always feel to be hit by cupids arrow
Sometimes I always realize that was an  infatuation. 

"Mistaken Me"

My innocuous remarks are often mistook for the impertinent ones,
My silence is often mistook for my incapability to retaliate,
My whimsical behaviour is often mistook for my love for solipsism,
My cognizance of people's behaviour is often mistook for attempted espionage of them,
My punctuality is often mistook for 'nothing else to do ' kind of guy image,
My accumen is often mistook for lucky fluke..............

and i am mistaken by everyone at every now and then ................

The Hostel Life....

All the Algebra,Calculas and Co-ordinate
of my life changed as soon as i became a
Hostelite.

Every single person(including me) is like

a 'magnetic dipole' which when placed in

the unknown influential 'field' of hostel

environment tries to allign himself in a

such a way that all his'Work,Power and Energy'

are applied in d same direction to make his

Thermodynamic process of hostel life 'Quasistatic'.



It is a sif u r a stone dropped in the 'non-ideal fluid'

like hostel and its environment, but still trying to achieve

that 'terminal velocity' in life which makes u 'resonate' with

the surrounding psoitively and stabilizes ur life.



The 'entalpy of formation' is as swift as the'enthalpy of dissociation'

as far as friendship is concernedin this dynamic life process in the

initial stage.



It's very amaeturish 2 implement 'reciprocal properties of Jacobians'

-that if u r good 2 others ,the others are equally good to u.The 'curve'

of 'uncertainities' cannot be traced by solving any order of 'political'

and 'diplomatic' differntial equations'as there are countless impostors.

Unlike the present Global Economic crisis, which has returned after 77 years

the students in the hostel are already 'MBA graduate' in this context(of managing crisis)

and By God's grace there is always sm1 to provide the 'Bailout' on the words of promise



But 1 thing which is common 2 all the students is that the 'expression' of our aspirations

and desire 2 make PDPU grow big and serve humanity is not among the six 'Indertiminate

forms', whose 'Limit' cant be calculated by 'L-Hospitals Rule'.

A Secluded SIDD

There is nobody 2 listn,except the Echo of my own words
There is nobody 2 observe, except my Mirror Image.

There is nobody 2 accompany me,except my Shadows
There is nobody 2 live with,except this Loneliness.

There is nobody 2 complain 2,except to This Agnostic's God
There is nobody 2 laugh,except my Stubbornness(2 stay alone).

There is nobody 2 motivate me,except my Grit
There is nobody 2 quarrel with,except my Whim.

There is nobody 2 sit beside me at the dining table,except the Memories of my best pals
There is nobody 2 share my feelings,except this unlucky Piece Of Paper.